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Skiing is ridiculous.
I'm not a nasty person.
Justin Bieber is a lovely chap.
I have little time for sincerity.
I love Little Mix, and I always have.
I talk funny 'cause I come from Canada.
Racism is what acquitted O. J. Simpson.
I'm nearly see-through. Like a jellyfish.
I love Lena Dunham. I love, love, love her.
I got into comedy at exactly the right moment.
We don't have glamour models in Canada at all.
I'm a single mother. It's silly to turn down work.
How are people still working with Terry Richardson?
Isolated incidents have lateral, lasting implications.
Growing up in Canada, I dated a few ice hockey players.
I don't know that I'd be a comedian if I stayed in Canada.
I'd never say something that I didn't feel I could defend.
I am behind Kanye West for American President 100 per cent.
Alice Levine has great unique style and beautiful red hair.
I'm actually thrilled with the woman I'm turning out to be.
I'm very careful not to tell a joke just to get a reaction.
I'm proud to be Canadian. But I identify as being a British mum.
We don't have 'posh' in Canada. It's just not a thing that exists.
Christmas coming means one thing for comedians: office party gigs!
I highly recommend reading the book 'Confessions Of A Video Vixen.'
If I ever move back to Canada, it'll be because I'm terminally ill.
You think Trump cares if you leave? He wants power, not prosperity.
The Kardashian family have earned their place as an American dynasty.
I am an undisputed gangster. To me, that means playing by my own rules.
When you're little, every experience writes on the canvas of who you are.
The representation of women in hip-hop has long been so flagrantly unkind.
When I talk about celebrities, it's not a dismantling of that human being.
I think it's better, if people aren't getting on, that they should divorce.
If you really want to wind up Piers Morgan, send him a pic of Jeremy Clarkson.
When I talk about celebrities, I don't dislike them - it's what they represent.
The more you mess with texture and colour, the worse your hair is going to feel.
If I've got a confidence problem, it's that my self-esteem is entirely too high.
The holidays are the worst time to travel, and ISIS aren't making things any easier.
Growing up, I loved comedy even before I knew that you could be a stand-up comedian.
If you're struggling for gift ideas, my advice is to give experiences rather than things.
I feel like I'm always on the right side of wrong and trying to shout out for the underdog.
In Canada, we just have rich and poor, but we don't constantly remind poor people about it.
My dad's Irish, so I was visiting Ireland a lot as a kid, so it's not totally foreign to me.
Jeremy Corbyn confuses the public because he looks like a librarian and enjoys baking bread.
One of my favourite things about living in the U.K. is having that chance to go to festivals.
Posh people blow my mind. Apart from empathy, they're good at everything - true survivalists.
I was certainly not a class clown; I confused and angered a lot of people with my sense of humor.
In Canada, good waitresses are tipped well. I learnt that the harder you work, the more money you make.
When you're really famous, there's very little authenticity in people, so you prefer the company of children.
Our attention spans have been reduced by the immediate gratification provided by smartphones and social media.