Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Being humble matters.
My goals are so high.
All men hate the nagging.
I've been known to preach.
I love women with attitude.
I'm not a big politics guy.
I don't use Twitter for bad.
Men are like lions. We hunt.
I'm very scary. I'm a menace.
My rule is to save myself first.
Some sarcasm is best told simply.
How the hell do you wake up dead?
I love soft-cotton white T-shirts.
My drive is other people's success.
I don't think comedy will ever die.
I try to be funny and not ignorant.
People like to hear the word 'love.'
Really, I don't like roller coasters.
I'm not going to stop having problems.
You don't want to pigeonhole yourself.
My business acumen is definitely growing.
I am who I am today because of my mother.
In comedy, my strengths are improvisation.
You get one life. I'm going to embrace mine.
I didn't work hard to sit down and not work.
An unemployed court jester is nobody's fool.
I'm a health nut, but when I eat, I go hard.
I never do anything that I don't want to do.
I just don't believe people can tame animals.
My goal is to make everyone and anyone a fan.
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
Some people are jerks, and some people aren't.
'Best Man Holiday' was a very successful film.
The original 'About Last Night' was phenomenal.
I am an angel. I was sent here from God to heal.
My daughter has impressions that she does of me.
I love making people laugh. And I love laughing.
Everybody that's successful lays a blueprint out.
It's a well-known fact that tall people are evil.
The beauty of me being on stage is I have a voice.
I just want to be a great example to younger kids.
My kids are the funniest two human beings there are.
I don't know about other people, but I love to work.
Dialogue means debates and everyone's point of view.
I'm not a good storm-outer... because I forget stuff.
I know how easy it is to put your foot in your mouth.
I make a lot of expressions constantly. I'm animated.
I've turned down shows offering large amounts of money.
My Twitter reflects what's going on with me in my life.
You see some of the weirdest people in Detroit casinos.