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I have an agent now.
I'm half Jewish half WASP.
I have an authority problem.
I was raised on the internet.
Everyone needs something from me.
I had no friends. I worried a lot.
Enjoy going through life as yourself.
I have to take my shoes off, you guys.
Every time I start feeling sexy I trip.
My mom knows pretty well how I see her.
Luxury is nice, but creativity is nicer.
I'm glad if my work can make a difference.
No one wants to see a tattoo on a stomach.
I love what I do, I love every minute of it.
It's really hard to grow with another person.
I get a lot of unasked for sexual confessions.
I'm always having to be told to brush my hair.
I love flawed female characters, duking it out.
I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.
I’m not super thin, but I’m thin, for like, Detroit
I kind of look like every other girl walking around.
There's a certain grace to having your heart broken.
I thought I wanted to be a journalist or a novelist.
I can’t imagine a passionate affair with a native man
I feel like I don't watch that many shows with death.
It's not brave to do something that doesn't scare you.
I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.
What a snarky jerk. (Obviously, I later slept with him.)
I seriously consider television to be the people's medium.
Hell hath no fury like a woman who has accidentally napped.
I don't think anyone would want to come to my gallery show.
I guess I think about doing stuff that nobody else has done.
I refresh Twitter as thoughtlessly as some twirl their hair.
Confidence lets you pull anything off, even Tevas with socks.
I support Selfies! I think the war on selfies is really unjust!
You get reactions and you connect to people and I love Twitter.
Escapism for me can come in the form of someone else's reality.
It's interesting to see how other people react to an oversharer.
I never sort of thought of myself as a comedy writer, by nature.
I don’t really read reviews… That’s not where my attention goes.
It’s interesting to see how other people react to an oversharer.
You can't give any exciting speech without misremembering things.
I don't want to get married until all gay people can get married.
At a brunch potluck, I realize that I do, in fact, hate everybody.
I don't really read reviews... That's not where my attention goes.
At my age, no one is married, no one has kids, no one has a career.
Can we call a moratorium on the use of the term 'ladyparts'? Grazia!
When I write I'm never really thinking about themes or the universal.
You should always go where there is a 'you-shaped' hole in the world.
I felt highly anxious in a way that I didn't think other children were.