I'm a lurid character!

I never said I was a genius.

Gluttony is not a secret vice.

I drag my myth around with me.

Fake is as old as the Eden tree.

I have an unfortunate personality.

Criticism is the essence of creation.

I have no great message to the world.

We will sell no wine before its time.

I don't take art as seriously as politics.

The basic and essential human is the woman.

I started at the top and worked my way down.

The classy gangster is a Hollywood invention.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

Cinema as a means of expression fascinates me.

A movie studio is the best toy a boy ever had.

I've always found it very sanitary to be broke.

The enemy of art is the absence of limitations.

I don't think any word can explain a man's life.

I would rather be on the set than doing anything.

I've always found it very... sanitary to be broke.

My kind of director is an actor-director who writes.

If I don't like somebody's looks, I don't like them.

The cinema has no boundary; it is a ribbon of dream.

Movie directing is a perfect refuge for the mediocre.

I don't pray really, because I don't want to bore God.

There were centuries when civilization had no theater.

Only in a police state is the job of a policeman easy.

Film is like a colony and there are very few colonists.

Friendship creates only the illusion of not being alone.

It isn't worth it. No money is worth this... [walks out]

I prefer people who rock the boat to people who jump out

Old age is the only disease you dont want to be cured of.

The laws and the stage, both are a form of exhibitionism.

We made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.

My definition of success is not having things thrown at me!

On my tombstone, I want written: 'He never did 'Love Boat!'

Nobody gets justice. People only get good luck or bad luck.

There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror.

On my tombstone, I want written: 'He never did 'Love Boat!''

An artist is always out of step with the time. He has to be.

I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.

Our songs will all be silenced, but what of it? Go on singing.

A poet needs a pen, a painter a brush, and a director an army.

A director is someone who presides over a series of accidents.

I'm not basically a happy person, but I have all kinds of joy.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

Ecstasy is not really part of the scene we can do on celluloid.

Everybody denies I am a genius - but nobody ever called me one!

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