Commies love concrete.

Kids are disorganized.

Democrats hate success.

I'm certainly not fearful.

I'm a rather decisive type.

I'm really tired of virtue.

My ignorance is widespread.

Writing is agony. I hate it.

Satire doesn't effect change.

I'm a political conservative.

Cars would be safer on rails!

I am a great admirer of women.

First and foremost: Feed people.

Never fight an inanimate object.

Love can never be fully explained.

Regulation creates a moral hazard.

Fascism is very much a mob movement.

I read good. I was an English major.

In midlife, we're as dumb as we get.

Everybody is xenophobic to an extent.

Democrats hate Democrats most of all.

I am unboreable in the great outdoors.

Harvard is the home of American ideas.

Philosophy was once considered science.

I'm fascinated by political enthusiasm.

Term limits aren't enough. We need jail.

Los Angeles is many places in one place.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

More modern poetry is written than read.

There's no such thing as a trade deficit.

Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.

Stupid is a great force in human affairs.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Every generation finds the drug it needs.

Liberals consider people to be nuisances.

Anything that makes your mother cry is fun

Space has always been confusing to politics.

A lot of things work better in a locomotive.

President Obama has contempt for real money.

Ending wars is very simple if you surrender.

Lyndon Johnson faced some clear moral issues.

Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.

Even Jimmy Carter can't be wrong all the time.

I was very much in favor of the Iraq invasion.

War diminishes both civil and economic rights.

Political leaders are expert at saying nothing.

Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.

Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink.

War will exist as long as there's a food chain.

The good thing about SUVs is they have storage.

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