I can eat fifty eggs.

Who's to say who's an expert?

You only grow when you are alone.

Fill the moment and find variety.

It's been a privilege to be here.

Where the hell are the singing cats?

We all die, just a question of when.

Choose between yesterday and tomorrow.

To be an actor you have to be a child.

For some players, luck itself is an art

From salad dressings all blessings flow.

I changed my life today. What did you do?

Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.

Watching something is nothing like doing it.

What we got here is a failure to communicate.

If you have no enemies, you have no character.

Show me a good loser and I will show you a loser.

A man with no enemies is a man with no character.

A man without enemies is a man without character.

A dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned.

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character.

Winning isn't everything.... it's just all there is.

In racing, the fastest person wins. It is very simple.

When you see the right thing to do, you'd better do it.

I have vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals.

Acting is like letting your pants down; you're exposed.

I've been accused of being aloof. I'm not. I'm just wary.

It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.

The best gift you can give yourself is the gift of possibility.

I check my pulse and if I can find it, I know I've got a chance

No sense in being a grifter if it's the same as being a citizen.

The star of oil and vinegar and the oil and vinegar of the stars.

Natural law. Sons are put on this earth to trouble their fathers.

Newman's second law: Just when things look darkest, they go black.

I think it's very desirable to be an individual and a free thinker.

So I've worked really hard, because nothing ever came easily to me.

The need is great and so are the opportunities to make a difference.

Those with a moral deficit put on a good show, and sleep like a baby.

An actor has to evaluate his own abilities and be honest with himself.

Acting isn't really a creative profession. It's an interpretative one.

So you wound up with Apollo/If he's sometimes hard to swallow/Use this.

Our marriage works because we each carry clubs of equal weight and size.

So you wound up with Apollo. If he's sometimes hard to swallow. Use this.

I'm like a good cheese. I'm just getting mouldy enough to be interesting.

On adultery: "Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at home?

The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films.

The accusation is always on the first page, and the retraction on page 19.

I was always a character actor. I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood.

It happens to everybody, horses, dogs, men. Nobody gets out of life alive.

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