Quotes by Richard Turner - Page 1

I'm a woofer, not a tweeter; a writer, not a telegrapher; an essayist, not an aphorist.
Richard Turner / Magician
Essayists
Internet
Copy Quote
Warranty A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.
Richard Turner / Magician
Buyers
Function
Products
Copy Quote
Self-Checkout Line The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment.
Richard Turner / Magician
Establishment
Lines
Self
Copy Quote
Grammar Checker – A software program that is not needed by those who know grammar and virtually useless for those who don’t.
Richard Turner / Magician
Grammar
Program
Useless
Copy Quote
Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart.
Richard Turner / Magician
Block
Phones
Talking
Copy Quote
Mudslinging - In politics, anything bad the opponent says about our candidate; in contrast, when our candidate does this, it is called 'making a good point.
Richard Turner / Magician
Doe
Opponents
Political
Copy Quote
Speed Limit – A sign that tells you at what speed the car that's rapidly fading from view in your rearview mirror is going; a law that provides the sole means of support for many small-town police departments.
Richard Turner / Magician
Mean
Mirrors
Views
Copy Quote
I am at a loss to figure out how to rid my e-mail of those bottom-feeders of the electronic world, the generators of spam.... If I were Emperor of the World, I would lock all the spammers in a room and force them to watch nothing but TV commercials for the rest of their miserable lives, and I would condemn the people who respond to spammers to do nothing but clean the toilets in this room.
Richard Turner / Magician
Loss
Mail
People
Copy Quote

Related Magician Authors

Uri Geller
Magician
Friday, Dec 20, 1946
Tony Slydini
Magician
Saturday, Sep 01, 1900
Tuesday, Jan 15, 1991
Tony Corinda
Magician
Saturday, May 17, 1930
Thursday, Jul 01, 2010
Tony Andruzzi
Magician
Friday, May 22, 1925
Sunday, Dec 22, 1991
Tommy Wonder
Magician
Sunday, Nov 29, 1953
Monday, Jun 26, 2006
Thomas Nelson Downs
Magician
Saturday, Mar 16, 1867
Sunday, Sep 11, 1938
Theodore Annemann
Magician
Friday, Feb 22, 1907
Monday, Jan 12, 1942
Teller
Magician
Saturday, Feb 14, 1948
Ricky Jay
Magician
Richard Turner
Magician
Wednesday, Jun 16, 1954
Rene Lavand
Magician
Monday, Sep 24, 1928
Saturday, Feb 07, 2015
Paul Daniels
Magician
Wednesday, Apr 06, 1938
Thursday, Mar 17, 2016
Michael Ammar
Magician
Monday, Jun 25, 1956
Max Maven
Magician
Max Malini
Magician

Saturday, Oct 03, 1942

View All Magician Quotes

Top Authors

Dr. Seuss
Writer
Wednesday, Mar 02, 1904
Tuesday, Sep 24, 1991
Carrie Fisher
Actress
Sunday, Oct 21, 1956
Tuesday, Dec 27, 2016
Benjamin Franklin
Founding Father Of The United States
Sunday, Jan 17, 1706
Saturday, Apr 17, 1790
Jordan Peterson
Psychologist
Mae West
Actress
Thursday, Aug 17, 1893
Saturday, Nov 22, 1980
Yogi Berra
Baseball Manager
Tuesday, May 12, 1925
Tuesday, Sep 22, 2015
Oscar Wilde
Writer
Monday, Oct 16, 1854
Friday, Nov 30, 1900
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Associate Justice Of The Supreme Court Of The United States
Wednesday, Mar 15, 1933
George Carlin
Comedian
Wednesday, May 12, 1937
Sunday, Jun 22, 2008
Zig Ziglar
Author
Saturday, Nov 06, 1926
Wednesday, Nov 28, 2012
Kanye West
Songwriter
Wednesday, Jun 08, 1977
Thursday, Jun 04, 2015
Henry David Thoreau
Author
Saturday, Jul 12, 1817
Tuesday, May 06, 1862
Vincent Van Gogh
Painter
Wednesday, Mar 30, 1853
Tuesday, Jul 29, 1890
John Muir
Author
Saturday, Apr 21, 1838
Thursday, Dec 24, 1914
Francis Of Assisi
Saint
Thursday, Jun 24, 1182
Saturday, Oct 03, 1226

View All Authors

Richard Turner Quotes - Page 1

App & Tools

Related Magician Authors

Popular Topic Tags

Top Authors

Share This Page

Stay Connected

App & Tools

Related Magician Authors

Popular Topic Tags

Top Authors

Share This Page