He never gave up his search for the Door into Summer.

ANYTHING will burn with enough gasoline and dynamite.

Age is not an accomplishment, and youth is not a sin.

No intelligent man has any respect for an unjust law.

For me, politeness is a sine qua non of civilization.

If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.

Sin is cruelty and injustice, all else is peccadillo.

Abstract knowledge is always useful, sooner or later.

Working because you want to is the best sort of play.

Finish what you start. Keep submitting until it sells.

Democracy is four wolves and a sheep voting on dinner.

To permit irresponsible authority is to sell disaster.

Once a month, some women act like men act all the time.

Tilting at windmills hurts you more than the windmills.

Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.

A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.

Most 'scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters.

Take big bites. Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy.

Nothing gives life more zest that running for your life.

Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.

Learning isn't a means to an end; it is an end in itself.

Autobiography is usually honest but it is never truthful.

Avoid making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry.

Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation.

The trouble with conspiracies is that they rot internally.

Christ was crucified for preaching without a police permit

I don't know Who is cranking; I'm pleased He doesn't stop.

More people worry themselves to death than bleed to death.

I believe in - I am proud to belong to - the United States.

Man is not a rational animal, he is a rationalizing animal.

Audacity, always audacity - soundest principal of strategy.

His was not a small mind bothered by logic and consistency.

Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.

The meek shall inherit the earth - a 6 foot plot above them.

Make money, lose money - who cares? The idea is to enjoy it.

When railroading time comes you can railroad—but not before.

I have never been impressed by the formal schools of ethics.

Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.

Never trust machinery more complicated than a knife and fork.

The intelligent fights only when he must and never for sport.

Does history record any case in which the majority was right?

A girl's name ending in 'a' - that always suggests a 'C' cup.

And suddenly I knew I was people and could not stop laughing.

Every law that was ever written opened up a new way to graft.

If possible, leave room for your enemy to become your friend.

There are no dangerous weapons; there are only dangerous men.

No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.

It's a man's business to be what he is, and to be it in style.

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