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Some things, the more you understand the more you loathe them.
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
You can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him.
Between being 'right' and being kind, I know which way I vote.
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Never own more than you can carry in both hands at a dead run.
If a thing's worth doing, it's worth overdoing. (Lazarus Long)
As it says in Bible, God fights on side of heaviest artillery.
Have you ever noticed how much they look like orchids? lovely!
A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill.
When I don’t understand, I have an unbearable itch to know why.
Each man is his own prisoner, in solitary confinement for life.
A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.
Don't tell me violence doesn't solve anything. Look at Carthage.
It's amazing how much 'mature wisdom' resembles being too tired.
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac but flowers work almost as well.
A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
Fulfillment in life is loving a good woman and killing a bad man.
Son, the phrase is self-contradictory; "sense" is never "common".
The only thing privacy laws accomplish is making the bugs smaller.
Cheops' Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.
Another ingredient in a happy marriage: Budget the luxuries first!
People usually believe anything that they are told early and often.
No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.
Once upon a time there was a Martian named Valentine Michael Smith.
Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
Self awareness is NOT just a bunch of amino acids bumping together.
If you wanted to teach a baby a lesson, would you cut its head off?
Happiness consists in getting enough sleep. Just that, nothing more.
Money problems can always be solved by a man not frightened by them.
Brainpower is the scarcest commodity and the only one of real value.
He's as weird as snake's suspenders but sweet as a stolen kiss, too.
Never crowd youngsters about their private affairs - sex especially.
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
It takes two to create a heaven, but hell can be accomplished by one.
A boy who gets a C- in 'Appreciation of Television' can't be all bad.
Whores perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly.
Anyone can see a forest fire. Skill lies in sniffing the first smoke.
Are you trying to tell all of us we have a bad signal-to-noise ratio?
I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes.
Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
The purpose of war is to support your government's decisions by force.
'Savage' describes a cultural condition, not a degree of intelligence.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
In a family argument, if it turns out you are right, apologize at once.
We learned not to waste ammo even on warriors except in self-protection