I look a bit like him.

So I know where my feet are.

My dream job is being a pianist

My worst habit is speaking to much

I wanted to work with an elephant.

I'll probably go to London and hide.

What's it like kissing Taylor Lautner.

My dad says he likes to bask in my glow.

Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows.

My whole head is like I've had a face lift.

I'm just a tool, I'm just a big, hard tool.

I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back.

I'm really scary in reality. Most of the time.

I see love as an evolution of true friendship.

I really like Nicki Minaj. I think she's great.

Every time I would say put a baby in every scene.

I'd like to be called Ransom Spunk or Spunk Ransom.

I'd love to have a family -- sometime in the future.

Umm thanks for the phone. I think I already broke it.

I had to do two roles in two days, I'm in a hairflux.

I want to strangle whoever invented that R-Patz thing.

I would have taught her a les­son she wouldn't forget!

The girly movie i secretly love is Pippy Longstockings.

Nothing can be good if you do it for money or for fame.

I have a natural propensity to work on big piles of poop.

It's awkward doing it with anybody, but it's like Twister.

I thought I knew it all. Again, I knew absolutely nothing.

My ideal of manliness is to be incapable of doing anything

I think Betty White is one of the sexiest women in America.

People who are the most normal are probably the most crazy.

People will know you for whatever they want to know you for.

The Golden Globes are always fun because everyone's drinking.

I got expelled from my school when I was 12; I was quite bad!

I'm a lucky person. Thank God. And I'm conflicted. Thank God.

I thought I was supposed to have a fake six-pack in this scene

Honestly, I didn't think that I would be recognized so easily.

Xavier would be such a great burger. He's all covered in spread.

I was only given this life because I'm strong enough to live it.

The link between my brain and my mouth is just not there anymore.

I haven't found one place in the world yet where I could disappear.

I'm almost completely deaf anyway. So I'm worried. I'm very worried.

Twilight fans are literally on the verge of being clinically insane.

I have been playing the piano for my entire life - since I was three.

I got £25. My friends all gave me £5. It was a very thoughtful present.

In some ways I would like to be like Tyler, my char­ac­ter in the film.

I never do anything normal anyway. I just get other people to do it now.

I'm not one of these guys who's constantly in a relationship, not at all

I'm not one of these guys who's constantly in a relationship, not at all.

I like being a part of David Cronenberg’s world, I feel very at home there

My back is too long or something because my ass is constantly hanging out.

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