Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.

Writing is hard - writing is the hardest.

A true woman always loves a real soldier.

I was the Marlon Brando of my generation.

Age doesn't matter, unless you're cheese.

I'm a strong believer in kid-empowerment.

I never did mind about the little things.

I didn't go to prom - I was homeschooled.

Only idiots refuse to change their minds.

I am really not interested in the cinema.

I never knowingly wanted to hurt anybody.

Being cuddly has nothing to do with size.

I'm not a morning person. I'm really not.

I love Shirley Maclaine. Love that woman.

'Sucker Punch' is a big girl power movie.

My mother is an immensely powerful woman.

I hate caviar. Ugh! The freebase of food!

Jake Johnson is one of my oldest friends.

Passion is a quality I admire in a woman.

I'm an Academy Award winner. I'm serious.

I havent lost my culture, just my accent.

In life we want to challenge ourselves...

I'm one of those people who loves to fly.

I give everyone the benefit of the doubt.

I'm gonna be a character in a Happy Meal.

I'm lucky if I get my nails done, period.

I've never been a much of a glamour girl.

I got an early education from television.

So many comics have such low self-esteem.

I do not need a lot of money to be happy.

Most bad behaviour comes from insecurity.

Rocker dudes don't have a lot of swagger.

[on Emilio Estevez] Truly, my first love.

I want to play many different characters.

It's okay to look back, just don't stare.

Internet does not equal sodium pentothal.

I'm tired of seeing perfect people on TV.

I'm shockingly terrible at action movies.

I love painting and have a need to do it.

I enjoy cooking for people I am close to.

I had enough brain to live a stupid life.

Don't give up before the miracle happens.

My lips are big, but my talent is bigger.

I was born with six fingers on each hand.

I never had a great role in a great film.

I will not marry again. There is no need.

I always feel better after a good scream.

My mom taught me not to talk about money.

I can loop my tongue into multiple rolls.

Enjoyable does not necessarily mean easy.

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