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Voting for the right is doing nothing for it.
Truly, our greatest blessings are very cheap.
We never conceive the greatness of our fates.
At present our only true names are nicknames.
There is no history of how bad became better.
The wishbone will never replace the backbone.
Surgeons can cut out everything except cause.
Words empty as the wind are best left unsaid.
Better to flee from death than feel its grip.
Shame greatly hurts or greatly helps mankind.
I want answers now or I want them eventually!
A generous heart repairs a slanderous tongue.
There will be killing till the score is paid.
Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.
The persuasion of a friend is a strong thing.
...he'll never lie - the man is far too wise.
Thou shalt not horn in on thy husbands racket
One should never mistake pattern for meaning.
I didn't send back any of the royalty checks.
Socrates wrote nothing. Christ wrote nothing.
Oh, for a pin that would puncture pretension!
How many people is the earth able to sustain?
The waste basket is the writer's best friend.
Real art must always involve some witchcraft.
I will not let thee go, except thou bless me.
The function of man is to live, not to exist.
In the end, your integrity is all you've got.
I preferred a hard truth to a well-meant lie.
There is no folly like the folly of the wise.
I can just let my curiosity wander unleashed.
I loved her like a rabbit loves a rattlesnake
Dogs, dogs, go away, let me live another day.
Dead Max was the biggest oxymoron in history.
Louisiana, the state road maintenance forgot.
Keep this in mind: there are no coincidences.
Can I come in? No! I'm in a towel! I'm blind!
Golf is the Lord's punishment for man's sins.
In the wintertime I like macaroni and cheese.
It's such a liability to love another person.
There is no God, there is only what you want.
You have crossbows: Shoot early; shoot often.
When you plant early, you bring spring early.
nobody could catch a vampire on a motorcycle.
No one gets to tell you what your life means!
Being unconscious is the ultimate disability.
This book was made possible by the letter “ø.
Pity, unlike hate, can be boxed and put away.
Take responsibility for the energy you bring.
Where instinct fails, intellect must venture.
Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!