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Great men don't nessarily make good husbands.
Here's your hat, and by the way, I'm a virgin
I have a love/hate relationship with jogging.
If I weren't a writer, I'd be a psychiatrist.
Today something interesting happened. I died.
anyone who used the word hip probably wasn't.
There's this huge number of desperate people.
You cannot be both fashionable and first-rate
there is no noise louder than a silent phone.
I love you, Anya,” he said. “You are my soul.
Stetsons are the ultimate in cowboy headwear.
What can the will do when the heart commands?
I am as successful as I make up my mind to be
Procrastination is another form of resistance
A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.
Everybody dies. Some just need a little help.
Human nature is not obliged to be consistent.
Feelings should be indicators, not dictators.
I want to drink champagne from ladies' shoes.
Success is failure with the dirt brushed off.
Few questions make long friends in the hills.
God sits enthroned, ready to listen, to help.
God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve.
You need books to read and readers for books.
I have had quite the grand, interesting life.
My life for so many years was a reality show.
When you are Real, shabbiness doesn't matter.
He has a brilliant mind until he makes it up.
It's the effort, not the results that matter.
My story has been the story of my generation.
There is nothing spiritual about complacency.
The AIDS virus is not more powerful than God.
When I was young, I drew as often as I wrote.
Anger is sign that something needs to change.
We can't reach old age by another man's road.
Supposing is good, but finding out is better.
Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead.
Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.
A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
Congress: America's only true criminal class.
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
A few fly bites cannot stop a spirited horse.
On with the dance, let the joy be unconfined.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Your actions speak so much louder than words.
Benefit of clergy: Half-rate on the railroad.
Most people's goals are too low and too slow.
System: Save yourself time, energy and money.
Heaven smiles upon those who share its gifts.
Striving can be more important than arriving.