Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
You love me this much.
i like james patterson
happy all life for ever
i play a mean harmonica
I choose you, Max. -Fang
Time to die. -Evil Angel
Excuse me? I'm alive too.
Well, that's an evil smile.
Oh great. Yoda captured us.
I'm not Stubborn; I'm right!
What are we but our stories?
They call me, The Sharkalator
fang will be the first to die
How could you stop loving me?
Men suck, even imaginary ones
There's always be a me and you.
Excellent. They were flammable.
Max-I'm not going to die today.
Be calm. Be Zen. You are Buddha.
Another day. Get up and face it.
Fear is not the answer, not ever.
It’s, like, a safety bomb.” -Iggy
Love means you can never be apart.
Jeezum—humans were like eggshells.
Beware the anger of a patient man.
Better readers are better thinkers.
We is always so much better than I.
Love means never having to be apart
Love hurts." Oh, shut UP!" - pg 123
Denial is not just a river in Egypt.
you plan to fail if you fail to plan
Assume nothing, question everything.
Part 5 The Voice- Make that my voice
Bombs are good. I love bombs."--Iggy
I don't think of myself as a writer.
What, eBay isn't good enough for us?
You looove me. You love me this much.
I vill now destroy the snickuh bahrs!
Home is wherever we all are together.
I never miss a good chance to shut up
You stand out like a fart in a church.
But what is life if you don't live it?
Part 3 BACK TO SCHOOL (THE NORMAL KIND)
It is my time. The time of maximum ride.
I offered to pee on him, but they said no
I write larger than life. It's what I do.
I vill eat nine Snikuhs bahs visout bahfing
The hamster called. He wants his home back.
Have you been playing in toxic waste lately?
Dead Max was the biggest oxymoron in history.