The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail.

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.

A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.

Out of the public schools comes the greatness of the nation.

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

Of course, no man is entirely in his right mind at any time.

Teaching is like trying to hold 35 corks underwater at once.

We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking.

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.

Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.

In America-as elsewhere-free speech is confined to the dead.

Don't use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do.

If you must be indiscrete, be discrete in your indiscretion.

America cannot have an empire abroad and a Republic at home.

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.

All you drunkards: Put down the intoxicating Vanity Metrics.

I'm merely running some errands. This is now off the record.

She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot

The only waste of human resources is letting them go unused.

The less you take from the land, the less you owe in return.

If you want to enjoy intimacy, you must learn to enjoy pain.

The England I write about doesn't strike me as the real one.

The world's holy texts are built on ancient oral traditions.

Tact is rubbing out another's mistakes, not rubbing them in.

Weariness comes, on some days, from lack of service to self.

An "always been" does not mean I must choose "what must be."

Sorrow has its reward. It never leaves us where it found us.

I don't want five hundred billion neural chips. I want guts.

Children take in more information than we'd like to believe.

Never trust a storyteller," he says. "We're all of us liars.

I get stuff for free and I sell it for as much as I can get.

Demons lie behind much of the world's pagan worship systems.

Focus on giants - you stumble. Focus on God - Giants tumble.

Our tendency is to be converted to church and not to Christ.

A few songs with Him might change the way you sing. Forever.

How we handle our tough times stays with us for a long time.

One phrase summarizes the horror of hell. "God isn't there."

When you raise girls, you're raising children for strangers.

Self-image sets the boundaries of individual accomplishment.

There is an intimate laughter to be found only among friends

I wasn't a pretty girl. I was six feet tall at 15, you know.

I have respect for the past, but I'm a person of the moment.

I'm so exhausted and yet I feel like I'll never sleep again.

Perhaps I’m tired of waiting for something I may never find.

Life's not easy for unicorns, you know. We're a dying breed.

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