It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight ...

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man ...

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small ...

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

Intellectual ''work'' is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, ...

Intellectual ''work'' is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does ...

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is ...

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

The secret to success: find out where people are going and get there ...

The secret to success: find out where people are going and get there first

Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the ...

Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them.

If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be — a ...

If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be — a Christian.

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his ...

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.

Don't wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not ...

Don't wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter reality

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same ...

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their ...

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

The humorous writer professes to awaken and direct your love, your ...

The humorous writer professes to awaken and direct your love, your pity, your kindness--your scorn for untruth, pretension, imposture....He takes upon himself to be the week-day preacher.

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of ...

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

Man is kind enough when he is not excited by religion

Man is kind enough when he is not excited by religion

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambition.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambition.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life ...

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just ...

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started

The secret of getting ahead is getting started

The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that ...

The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal ...

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love ...

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you ...

Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is ...

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an ...

At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be ...

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend ...

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.

The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly ...

The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

If work were so pleasant, the rich would keep it for themselves.

If work were so pleasant, the rich would keep it for themselves.

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask ...

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

Too much is just enough.

Tough times teach trust.

Explore. Dream. Discover.

One must travel, to learn.

The southerner talks music.

Let your joy be unconfined!

Travel is fatal to bigotry.

I said nothing of the sort.

It's so damned humiliating.

Humor is tragedy plus time.

Sometimes people do get hurt

Dance like nobody's looking.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

The real yellow peril: Gold.

There is no humor in heaven.

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