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Programmers can be lazy.

The speed of light sucks.

Free lunches don't come cheap.

Young people are just smarter.

Connectivity is a human right.

Information wants to be useful.

Portability should be the default.

I mostly built stuff that I liked.

Bitcoin may be the TCP/IP of money.

Why are most chess masters under 30?

Don't do drugs, kids. Stay in school.

A good messenger expects to get shot.

It's hard to tune heavily tuned code.

Move fast with stable infrastructure.

Laziness is a programmers main virtue.

Just don't create a file called '-rf.'

With enough eyes, all bugs are shallow.

Belief is no substitute for arithmetic.

Even the White House has a press agent.

I don't like programming. It's tedious.

Call me bored, but don't call me boring.

Don't wear rollerskates to a tug-of-war.

The biggest risk is not taking any risk.

Reserve your abuse for your true friends.

Free markets select for winning solutions.

Save it for my unauthorized autobiography.

I've never worked with the Java community.

MS-DOS isn't dead, it just smells that way.

Perl programming is an *empirical* science!

I don't believe I've ever cuddled my elses.

Hollywood has nothing to do with real life.

I'm a great believer in visual distinctions.

Well, I think Perl should run faster than C.

For me, writing is a love-hate relationship.

Hubris itself will not let you be an artist.

Our work to improve privacy continues today.

Linux is only free if your time has no value.

Odd that we think definitions are definitive.

Symmetry is overrated. Overrated is symmetry.

In the beginning, there were Real Programmers.

Focused, hard work is the real key to success.

It's a good thing Doom 3 is selling very well.

I've probably bought ten CDs in my whole life.

Are you perchance running on a 64-bit machine?

People get annoyed when you try to debug them.

It's there as a sop to former Ada programmers.

At many levels, Perl is a 'diagonal' language.

If you don't risk anything you risk everything

Your needs are big because the Internet is big.

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