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It was the roughest time in my life. Connie helped me through it.
I am the showstopper. The main event. The Icon that can still go.
I'm accused of promoting eating disorders which makes me so angry.
If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.
Is the opposite of light entertainment meant to be dark and heavy?
I do worry about breaking things - things that don't belong to me.
You can trace the entire history of Britain by looking at gardens.
If you're still watching, write in and we'll send you a fiver each.
People think I'm Snow White... the most boring person in the world!
Twitter just made me feel really upset with the general population.
Middle age is when, whenever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater.
It's a Renaissance, or put more simply, some you win, some you lose
A magazine once asked my favourite beauty product and I said water.
Rich, poor, white, people of colour, are all equally irreplaceable.
Nothing in this life worth achieving is easy, nor is it impossible.
I've always said I would never say never when it comes to politics.
I've been quite lucky - everything I've done has been quite varied.
If you're gonna use me as a stepping stone, you'd better step hard!
I'm on the university board in Limerick, so I visit the city often.
Being rich and miserable has got to be better than poor and unhappy.
Lots of women don't realize that they're gay until they're grown up.
I think there are bigger problems in the world than Jeremy Clarkson.
I'm a big user of digital technology, but I don't find it beautiful.
I've never quite trusted water; I don't think it's entirely healthy.
We'd become lazy with 'Top Gear,' doing six or seven shows a series.
You can either be the sickness in your world or you can be the cure.
My first ever interview for 'Blue Peter' was a film with JK Rowling.
I love high summer as well, but nothing beats a perfect May morning.
I have a happy temperament: a bit like 'Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.'
Peter Shilton conceded five, you don't get many of those to the dozen
Some cyclists are complete prats, obviously, but so are some drivers.
Being busy with work, and as a mum, I'm a big fan of online shopping.
I WAS YOUNG!! I WAS STUPID.. YOU TOLD ME GIRLS BOUGHT THAT MAGAZINE!!
Worried about a skin condition? Leap smartly into a bath of porridge.
Teachers are the worst. Just shameless about kicking off their rivals.
If your ideas are good they rise, and if they're a bit crap they sink.
Red squirrels... you don't see many of them since they became extinct.
My grandchildren love cooking, and it doesn't have to be sweet things.
I'm quite lazy. I don't want to learn a new subject like shipbuilding.
Wonderful things start to happen when you dream outside of your sleep.
Disappointment is simply a dream that doesnt want to become a reality.
I don't despise, because no-one should live rent-free inside your head.
Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.
I've got this theory that there is a Volvo in any sane person's future.
Never sacrifice your family. They are the most important thing in life.
I don't like to think I am a celebrity; I am just a bloke on the telly.
If you are a man, I feel that practicality should always trump fashion.
I'd love to rent a private villa in a resort complex with a kids' club.
The imagination is a dream factory of which realities are a by-product.
The Heart Break Kid does not rest in peace. He can stay up ALL NIIIGHT!