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Your body is not going to change if you keep having the weekends off your diet.
Fitting in is boring. But it takes you nearly your whole life to work that out.
There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.
World leaders and major political figures have often had delusions of grandeur.
You have two kinds of secrets. The ones only you know. The ones only you don't.
I've got a really sweet tooth and sometimes I just have to have some chocolate.
I do think it is the responsibility of parents to feed their children properly.
My worst habit is opening the fridge and thinking: 'I'd like to eat something.'
YOU'RE just humming with sexual energy! Is it the fabric? Is it wearing tights?
I will give you a show that you've never ever seen before, why?...Because I can
When I became a presenter, Bob Wilson was the only other ex-sportsman doing it.
It's my personal perspective that you live as hard and as vigorously as you can.
A celebrity can gain attention in our otherwise busy lives. And celebrity sells.
There's this perception that I've got this huge collection of old cars. I don't.
There's not enough silliness in the world. Eurovision helps to keep it balanced.
I'm asked to do 'Strictly Come Dancing' on a regular basis, but I always say no.
My accountant regularly asks to take me to lunch. I always say I can't afford it.
I hated exercise. I would bunk every PE session and lock myself in the tuck shop.
My dad always said, 'Don't worry what people think, because you can't change it.'
A lot of television assumes the viewer is a bit daft, and I don't think they are.
I'm not soppy-romantic. I don't buy Valentine's cards or any of that cheesy crap.
I started working out with my mom in 4th grade. She used to take me to the track.
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how many people remember you when you die.
Very few parents give out healthy lunchboxes due to pressure from their children.
I'm going to be pissed if I walk all the way to the camp and end up getting shot.
I think 'ambitious' is one of those adjectives used for women in a derogatory way.
Reason is the lesser faith that steers us when we have already lost a greater one.
If you're desperate enough for attention, any attention will make you feel better.
For a long time I was terrified of dogs, but now I get so much pleasure from them.
I'll go out there and give you a show like you've never seen. Why... Because I can!
My favourite designers are Alexander McQueen, YSL, Eskandar, Donna Karan and Lanvin.
Any virtue systematically applied becomes a vice. Morality is attention, not system.
I've always had an image of Mother's Pride flour, very respectable and middle-class.
I'm trying to get some building work done at the moment, quite seriously. Be careful.
I was thrilled when a designer shop assistant said I was a size smaller than Madonna!
I've lost so many deals from so many people because I will not stray from my beliefs.
The very idea of a Party of God, Hizbollah, puts the fear of God into British hearts.
Radio was my first love as a broadcaster and where it all began for my on-air career.
I think the BBC likes to have Mary Berry and me around to rebut the charge of ageism.
We make a mess of things sometimes but that doesn't make you bad - it makes you human.
If I'm going to be totally honest, I don't think that smoking weed is that big a deal.
Fake tan isn't ideal. You have to be into that whole look to enjoy it - and I hate it.
Domestic goddesses have infiltrated everybody's lives and raised the bar way too high.
My daughter is the funniest person I know, and I couldn't imagine my life without her.
Maybe because I've worked in the BBC for so long I am completely allergic to meetings.
I love a bicycle, and I haven't been without at least one since I was three years old.
There were no small brown kids as the centre of the children's fiction I grew up with.
With contemporary writers, I often buy books and then realise I've bought them before.
What do you think of Manchester Uniteds three Rs - Rooney, Ronaldo and van Nistelrooy?
I'm so proud to do it - there's nothing else I do that compares to 'Children in Need.'