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Being an American means never having to say you're sorry.
Virtually every writer I know would rather be a musician.
Hate, in the long run, is about as nourishing as cyanide.
Ignore the awful times, and concentrate on the good ones.
It's a small world. When you put it in a cemetery, it is.
the impatience of the old is the worst impatience of all.
The object of all education is to make folks fit to live.
Neither love nor evil conquers all, but evil cheats more.
How could you love someone and not want them to be happy?
I'm not real big on repentence ... I like revenge better.
There is no safer. There’s not even safe, never has been.
I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.
How to throw assassins off balance: cry in front of them.
He had fallen out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch.
I am always with myself, and it is I who am my tormentor.
History would be an excellent thing if only it were true.
He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul.
… for nightinggales - we know - can’t live on fairytales.
It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
Without a plan, it doesn't matter which way you're going.
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.
Curtsey while you're thinking what to say. It saves time.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
My personal motto is: WWWWD?: What Would Wonder Woman Do?
Think: who has vans, huh? Soccer moms and serial killers.
Tits are inconsequential, but someone pass me that kitten
Love. The black hook. The spear singing through the mind.
Power travels in the bloodlines, handed out before birth.
Because I was born a slave, I love liberty more than you.
We are blind to the worlds within us, waiting to be born.
Goodness its the kind of work I come to the Fringe to see
Almost every person has something secret he likes to eat.
Purity of mind and conduct is the first glory of a woman.
When we lose our myths we lose our place in the universe.
I do not know everything; still many things I understand.
If I were a tree, I would have no reason to love a human.
I'd always liked jogging because it was a place to think.
The role of the human brain was to rationalize suffering.
Prosperity is like perfume, it often makes the head ache.
There is no more powerful weapon for change than honesty.
Maybe selflessness was only selfishness on another level.
Only the united beat of sex and heart can create ecstasy.
It was the men I deceived the most that I loved the most.
One has to do good in order for it to exist in the world.
What you wish to do you are apt to think you ought to do.
In tough times, a librarian is a terrible thing to waste.
We must mistrust utopias: they usually end in holocausts.
I invented 'It's a good thing' before you were even born.
God is and he has revealed himself fully in Jesus Christ.
I blessed the power which has filled my life with poetry.