“ It is always easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. Alfred Adler Psychotherapist
“ My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. Steven Wright Comedian
“ We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them... Evelyn Waugh Writer
“ Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause ? you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles. John Wayne Film Actor
“ While it is true that Frank had a great sense of humor, he was also very serious about composing music. In reality there are only a handful of skilled players who can play his most complex pieces. It takes a lot of patience to learn and requires a fantastic memory. Dweezil Zappa Guitarist
“ The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. George Burns Comedian