Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

We're burnin' daylight!

I'm the stuff men are made of!

I've loved reading all my life.

Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful.

Cowboys, just like the word says.

Out here, due process is a bullet.

I believe humor nullifies violence.

I never shot nobody I didnt have to.

A man is no better than he has to be.

When you stop fighting, that's death.

I never killed a man I didn't have to.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

Republic. I like the sound of the word.

Sometimes I wonder whose side God's on.

You're short on ears and long on mouth.

I never trust a man that doesn't drink.

Get off your horse and drink your milk.

Out here a man settles his own problems.

Cause even grown men need understanding.

A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

A man ought to do what he thinks is right

Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much.

All I'm for is the liberty of the individual.

My favorite four-letter words are 'hard work'.

Hell, the truth is that I was named after a dog!

Never apologize, mister, it’s a sign of weakness.

Men forget everything; women remember everything.

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

You have to be a man before you can be a gentleman.

Life's tough. It's even tougher when you are stupid.

Nobody ever saw a cowboy on the psychiatrist's couch.

I'm sure we can talk things out like civilized people.

A man deserves a second chance, but keep an eye on him.

We built your fort. We will not have it used against us.

Tomorrow hopes we have learned something from yesterday.

Courage is being afraid and going on the journey anyhow.

Life is tough, but if you are stupid, it's a lot tougher.

Of course I know who you are. You're my girl. I love you.

Life is tough pilgrim, it is even tougher if you're stupid

Well, there are some things a man just can't run away from.

Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.

One look that works is better than twenty lines of dialogue.

Nobody should come to the movies unless he believes in heroes.

Life is getting up one more time than you've been knocked down.

I am an old-fashioned, honest-to-goodness, flag waving patriot.

If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'

America is the land of freedom and that’s the way I enjoy living.

Sure I wave the American flag. Do you know a better flag to wave?

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