“ The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. Sid Caesar Actor
“ I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny. Jim Carrey Actor
“ Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. George Bernard Shaw Playwright
“ I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships. Gilda Radner Comedian
“ I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me. Nicolas Chamfort Writer