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Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
While we are postponing, life speeds by.
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.
Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
Love is often the fruit of marriage.
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
Toughness doesn't have to come in a pinstripe suit.
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination.
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.
The problems that exist in this world can not be solved by the level of thinking that created them.
Hemingway was a jerk.
Politics make me sick
I rant, therefore I am
My life needs editing.
All geniuses die young.
Genius is born-not paid
No sane man will dance.
Write drunk; edit sober.
Keep a stiff upper chin.
I like children - fried.
Tired people aren't witty
All for one; one for all.
In two words, impossible.
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
Vote early and vote often.
Gentlemen, include me out.
I like marriage. The idea.
Wit is educated insolence.
They stayed away in droves.
Your wits make others witty.
Art is 'I'; science is 'we'.
Your wit makes others witty.
