“ You have sexual tendencies that are not normal, and you should be ashamed of them. Scott Dikkers Writer
“ A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends. Scott Dikkers Writer
“ Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious. Scott Dikkers Writer
“ Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God. Scott Dikkers Writer
“ when I am feeling low all i have to do is watch my cats and my courage returns Charles Bukowski Poet
“ Humans should always exercise and watch what they eat. So with your pet, make sure they get enough exercise, make sure they're getting fed at the same time every day and getting the nutrition they need. And make sure they get a lot of love and attention you both need. That's why you have them! Alison Sweeney Actress
“ I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility. Anna Quindlen Author
“ Before you get a dog, you can't quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can't imagine living any other way. Caroline Knapp Writer
“ You left me. You made a pet out of me, and then you left me. If love were food, I would have starved on the bones you gave me. Cassandra Clare Author