“ Thomas Jefferson once said. He said , "We should never judge a President by his age, only by his works." And ever since he told me that, I've stopped worrying. There are those who say I've stopped working. Ronald Reagan 40th U.S. President
“ Without change, something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken. Frank Herbert Author
“ A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. Dorothy Canfield Fisher Author
“ People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something other than drug use, like an extreme longing for cake. And then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That guy eats cake!" "He is on bundt cake!" Mothers saying to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?" Mitch Hedberg Comedian