“ Brain surgeons earn 10 times that of a general practitioner... it pays to be an expert. Allan Pease Author
“ Smoking is similar to hitting yourself over the head with a hammer because, when you stop, you feel better Allan Pease Author
“ A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied. Allan Pease Author
“ We prefer to find mates who are roughly as attractive as we are, which means they are more likely to stay and not look for a better offer. Allan Pease Author
“ It is not likely that posterity will fall in love with us, but not impossible that it may respect or sympathize; so a man would rather leave behind him the portrait of his spirit than a portrait of his face. Robert Louis Stevenson Novelist
“ You know somethin', man? Some day I'm gonna be walkin' up the street one way and you're gonna be comin' down the other way, and we're gonna pass each other and I'm gonna say 'Hello, best white band in the world' and you're gonna say 'Hello, best colored band in the world. Chick Webb Drummer
“ He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. Herbert Kalmus Film Producer
“ There is about wisdom a nobility and magnificence in the fact that she doesn't just fall to a person's lot, that each man owes her to his own efforts, that one doesn't go to anyone other than oneself to find her. Seneca The Younger Philosopher
“ When the dust of death has choked a great man's voice, the common words he said turn oracles, the common thoughts he yoked like horses draw like griffins. Elizabeth Barrett Browning Poet
“ I had only to remember that centuries before, men fell in battle for the daughter of Troy, that passions carried greater weight than decorum. It took so little to prove that human life and property are devastatingly temporary. All she had to do was lie down for a prince. They burned the city to the ground. Brenna Yovanoff Author