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The book is called 'Thanks for Nothing' and it's really the story of how I got into comedy and traces back every strand in my life that is relevant to that story. It's kind of an autobiography but isn't, as it stops about 25 years ago. It goes right up to the first time I do stand up.
Author
Thursday, Jan 19, 1809
Sunday, Oct 07, 1849
Author
Saturday, Jul 12, 1817
Tuesday, May 06, 1862
Comedian
Tuesday, Dec 06, 1955
Thursday, Dec 17, 1936
44Th U.s. President
Friday, Aug 04, 1961
Vice President Of The United States
Friday, Nov 20, 1942
Historian
Monday, May 03, 1469
Tuesday, Jun 21, 1527
Philosopher
Sunday, Aug 29, 1632
Tuesday, Oct 28, 1704
Strategist
Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
Poet
Friday, Mar 05, 1824
Monday, Apr 17, 1893
Writer
Wednesday, Mar 02, 1904
Tuesday, Sep 24, 1991
Roman Dictator
Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
Author
Saturday, Nov 06, 1926
Wednesday, Nov 28, 2012
Military Commander
Tuesday, Aug 15, 1769
Saturday, May 05, 1821
Baseball Manager
Tuesday, May 12, 1925
Tuesday, Sep 22, 2015