“ Being a comedian, you're under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform - to deal with pressure without stress. Al Franken United States Senator
“ Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.' Andy Borowitz Writer
“ Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away. Billiam Coronel Television Producer
“ Once or twice I`ve been described as a light comedian. I consider this the most accurate description of my abilities I`ve ever seen. Bing Crosby Singer
“ I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance. Bo Burnham Comedian
“ There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people, but that's about it. Chris is in a class of his own; I don't see another comedian who I put in high regard as him. Bob Saget Comedian