“ I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.' Carrot Top Comedian
“ A comedy can actually get funnier and funnier. Even though you know the joke, you enjoy it so much, it's the facial expression, you laugh. The laugh doesn't wear off. It could be with you for thirty years. Eli Roth Film Director
“ There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words. John Ratzenberger Actor
“ I've been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they're even funnier. Kelly Bishop Film Actress
“ There's really no substitute for working hard. I think that's my biggest talent. There are always people who are funnier and more talented than I am, but I don't take anything for granted and I commit myself 100% to each of my roles. Ken Jeong Actor
“ I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people. Lloyd Kaufman Film Director