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• Henry Ford

  Industrialist

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• Ralph Waldo Emerson

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• Thomas Aquinas

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• Tyler, The Creator

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• Chanakya

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• Henry David Thoreau

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  Tuesday, May 06, 1862

• Nelson Mandela

  Former President Of South Africa

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• Soren Kierkegaard

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• Barack Obama

  44Th U.s. President

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• Helen Keller

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  Saturday, Jun 01, 1968

• Jean De La Bruyere

  Wednesday, Aug 16, 1645
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• Theodore Roosevelt

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  Wednesday, Oct 27, 1858
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• Oprah Winfrey

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• Elon Musk

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• Ronald Reagan

  40Th US President

  Monday, Feb 06, 1911
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