“ Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry Author
“ When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. Mark Twain Author
“ Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. Mae West Actress
“ In the television age, the key distinction is between the candidate who can speak poetry and the one who can only speak prose. Richard M. Nixon 37th U.S. President