“ Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them. Brad Williams Comedian
“ I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. Carol Burnett Actress
“ You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke. Cinda Williams Chima Author
“ I know that's not the right accent, but I can't do the right accent. It's either the wrong accent or another Octomom joke. Craig Ferguson Talk Show Host