“ One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read" Steven Wright Comedian
“ The Church is not a gallery for the exhibition of eminent Christians, but a school for the education of imperfect ones. Henry Ward Beecher Minister
“ We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time. T. S. Eliot Playwright
“ The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. Bertrand Russell Philosopher
“ My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. Rodney Dangerfield Comedian