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Grass probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer.

George Carlin / Comedian
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Grass probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer.

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Life is a zero sum game.

George Carlin Comedian

Everyone smiles in the same language.

George Carlin Comedian

Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.

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The status quo sucks.

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Breathless, we flung us on a windy hill, Laughed in the sun, and kissed the lovely grass.

Rupert Brooke Poet

I'm frustrated by something, it's my fault for exposing myself to it in the first place. The rumor mill always seemed like a grass fire to me. Why walk out in the middle of the field, it's just going to flame out and go away just like everything else does?

Amy Grant Singer-Songwriter

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Andy Rooney Writer

The grass as bristly and stout as chives and me wondering when the ground will break and me wondering how anything fragile survives

Anne Sexton Poet

If civilization had been left in female hands we would still be living in grass huts.

Camille Paglia Teacher

I'm not irreplaceable ... I'm nothing but grass growing on the ground; when the grass dies, another one replaces it.

Chico Xavier Philanthropist

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