“ Before history is written down in books, it is written in courage. George W. Bush 43rd U.S. President
“ Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment. Grenville Kleiser Author
“ I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. Mitch Hedberg Comedian
“ I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves. Ellen Degeneres Comedian
“ He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met. Abraham Lincoln 16th U.S. President
“ The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me. Adam Ferrara Actor
“ If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something. Alan King Actor