“ Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. Will Rogers Actor
“ When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. Will Rogers Actor
“ If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat? Tom Snyder Television Personality
“ The Church is not a gallery for the exhibition of eminent Christians, but a school for the education of imperfect ones. Henry Ward Beecher Minister
“ I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house. Anthony Anderson Actor
“ In my second year in graduate school, I took a computer course and that was like lightening striking. Ted Nelson Philosopher
“ I got all my work done to graduate in two months and then they were like, I'm sorry, you have to take driver's ed. I just kind of went, Oh, forget it. Fiona Apple Singer-Songwriter