“ I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done. Lucille Ball Comedienne
“ One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself. Lucille Ball Comedienne
“ Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? Rita Rudner Comedian
“ If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers. Maya Angelou Author
“ Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it. Richard Lamm Former Governor Of Colorado
“ If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat? Tom Snyder Television Personality
“ I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. Winston Churchill Former Prime Minister Of The United Kingdom