“ I have a car business and if I had to do an estimate on my face, I would probably write it off. Jim Watt Boxer
“ When I first started running, I was so embarrassed I'd walk when cars passed me. I'd pretend I was looking at the flowers! Joan Benoit Olympic Athlete
“ Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money? Tom Armstrong Rugby League
“ I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. Steven Wright Comedian
“ A month before graduation I got an off-Broadway job. Then I did some commercials, including one for MCI. You can only see half of me, but it paid well. Thank God for commercials. Lee Pace Actor