“ I have a car business and if I had to do an estimate on my face, I would probably write it off. Jim Watt Boxer
“ As with narrow-necked bottles; the less they have in them, the more noise they make in pouring out. Alexander Pope Poet
“ Seduction is often difficult to distinguish from rape. In seduction, the rapist often bothers to buy a bottle of wine. Andrea Dworkin Writer
“ I don't know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you've taken a pill out? Andy Rooney Writer
“ I spent money on a decent bike, a bit of kit for paddle boarding and I like bird watching so I bought a decent pair of binoculars but as far as bottles of Cristal champagne and Gucci loafers? No, blingy and showy stuff isn't me. Bill Bailey Comedian
“ Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while all others were making ships. Charles Simic Poet
“ I want to be a poet. I don't want to talk about genies in bottles anymore. Christina Aguilera Singer
“ There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it. D. L. Hughley Actor
“ If you answered, ''Spin the Bottle,'' then I frankly do not want to know any more about your childhood. Dave Barry Author