“ All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. Leo Tolstoy Writer
“ In Washington journalists can afford to live almost as well as people who work for a living. P. J. O'rourke Satirist
“ No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience. Jonathan Swift Pamphleteer
“ North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand? Bobby Heenan Professional Wrestling Manager
“ It is soooooo necessary to get the basic skills, because by the time you graduate, undergraduate or graduate, that field would have totally changed from your first day of school. Leigh Steinberg Sports Agent