“ He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be. George W. Bush 43rd U.S. President
“ I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people's doors and running away. God that was a good game. Bill Bailey Comedian
“ A gossip is one who talks to you about others; a bore is one who talks to you about himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself. Lisa Kirk Actress
“ Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office. Abraham Lincoln 16th U.S. President
“ Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it. Adam Carolla Comedian