“ Each of us as he receives his private trouncings at the hands of fate is kept in good heart by hearing of the moth in his brother's parachute and the scorpion in his neighbor's underwear. N. F. Simpson Playwright
“ We don't need to eat anyone who would run, swim, or fly away if he could. James Cromwell Film Actor
“ Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on. Ambrose Bierce Journalist
“ No one ever went to their deathbed saying, 'You know, I wish I'd eaten more rice cakes. Amy Krouse Rosenthal Author
“ Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic. Anthony Bourdain Chef
“ A man's own dinner is to himself so important that he cannot bring himself to believe that it is a matter utterly indifferent to anyone else. Anthony Trollope Novelist
“ Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap. Barbara Jordan American Politician