“ Came out my mama's pussy, I'm on welfare. Twenty-six years old, still on welfare. Ol' Dirty Bastard Rapper
“ So why am I depressed? That's the million-dollar question, baby, the Tootsie Roll question; not even the owl knows the answer to that one. I don't know either. All I know is the chronology. Ned Vizzini Writer
“ The realities of getting up in the morning with two children and being covered in spit-up and totally filthy make me excited to imagine clothes that aren't made for baby puke. Dressing nicely is a dream now. Liv Tyler Actress
“ As a kid, I was the neighbourhood baby-sitter - very responsible, always in charge. Eli Roth Film Director
“ Also consider that someday, when you’re dead and rotted, kids with their baby teeth will sit in their time-geography class and laugh about how stupid you were. Chuck Palahniuk Novelist
“ My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt. Chuck Nevitt Basketball Player
“ If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals in the lab, your wife will scratch your eyes out. My wife ferociously warned me against experimenting on her babies. Abraham Maslow Psychologist