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The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
It's the combination of marrying a beautiful woman three decades younger and my iPad that keeps me young.
When I see a woman who is all gaunt and emaciated, I don't think she's beautiful. She reminds me of a Chihuahua that's freezing and shaking.
A very beautiful young woman once asked me to sign her breasts. That was back when I was a hip young thing - it's been all downhill since then.