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Art and prayer are the only decent ejaculations of the soul.
The religions of the world are the ejaculations of a few imaginative men.
Erections, Ejaculations,Exhibitions and General Tales of Ordinary Madness.
The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.
Now why the hell would I want to increase the volume of my ejaculation ? They can already hear me in the apartment next door.
Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Premature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, "Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before."
It's often the way that people who take their work seriously laugh at stupid jokes; it's as if they are under-humored and, as a consequence, suffer from premature laugh-ejaculation.
So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: "You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation." Yeah, does it look like I'm suffering? Those aren't tears on your belly.
I shall sustain a massive erection, that’s what, and I shan’t be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue and if either of you were to become pregnant I should never forgive myself.
They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last for longer. Or, you can wear it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up!