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Fallon tells me about first starting 'Late Night': how he knew audiences were dubious.
Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.
I mostly eat plant-based, so give me an avocado or something, even late at night, and I'll be happy.
Many of you might already recognize me as the guy in the question-mark suits appearing in the late night TV commercials and on the cover of educational books and CDs.
Simply being a guest on David Letterman's show has been a highlight of my career. I never dreamed that I would follow in his footsteps, though everyone in late night follows Dave's lead. I'm thrilled and grateful that CBS chose me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go grind a gap in my front teeth.