Our pets are our family.

Love is love, whether it goes on two legs or four.

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Animals never worry about Heaven or Hell. Neither do I. Maybe that's why we get along.

No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

I have a very old and very faithful attachment for dogs. I like them because they always forgive.

I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.

Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.

I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it.

When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day, you shouldn't be in politics. You should go work at a pet store.

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

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