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There's no such thing as a good tax.
Winston Churchill / Former Prime Minister Of The United Kingdom
Income Tax
Tax Day
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There is no such thing as a good tax.
Winston Churchill / Former Prime Minister Of The United Kingdom
Business
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The best things in life are free - and $19.95.
Billy Mays / Television Actor
Sarcastic
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A fool and his money are soon invited everywhere.
Warren Buffett / Investor
Money
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
Neil Peart / Musician
Sleep
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It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for.
Will Rogers / Actor
Government
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A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.
Ann Landers / Columnist
Being Thankful
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Taxes, after all, are dues that we pay for the privileges of membership in an organized society.
Franklin D. Roosevelt / 32Nd U.s. President
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Congress can raise taxes because it can persuade a sizable fraction of the populace that somebody else will pay
Milton Friedman / Economist
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Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
Will Rogers / Actor
Crooks
Taxation
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Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids
Harvey Mackay / Businessman
Kids
Taxation
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Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag
Jay Leno / Comedian
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