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I love beautiful wood.
Long live your laundry!
Hi, Billy Mays here for...
Life's a pitch, then you buy.
Life's a pitch, and then you buy.
I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.
The best things in life are free - and $19.95.
It's important for me to sell a product that works.
Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.
I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.
When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.
Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.
Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.
I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.
My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.
Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right?
It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.
One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do.
Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.
You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.